god_dot_com: A Britney Spears Moment

God, Interrupted (

god_dot_com) wrote,
@ 2003-02-27 18:49:00

A Britney Spears Moment
It's a little too soon to say anything yet about the whole, uh, Rogers Incident. But in the meantime...

Oops.

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	scorpgrrl 2003-02-27 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	That -hardly- qualifies as an "oops". Ah, well, at least you didn't miss this time...har. (Reply to this)

	Hey man... chuckm 2003-02-27 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	... nice shot. (Reply to this)

	krom_dot_com 2003-02-27 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	Your aim's improving, old man... Asked if he was scared, the governor said with a smile, "No, I wasn't scared. Alia, on the other hand, was frightened, paralyzed." Boy, he takes after his brother... "Not scared, but frightened." Sheesh. Use a bigger lightning bolt next time, or let me get someone to drop a big rock on him... (Reply to this)

	liquordrums 2003-02-27 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Should have aimed for the cockpit... (Reply to this)

	fourcorners 2003-02-27 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Um....big guy? wrong Bush (Reply to this) (Thread)

	kaugomu 2003-02-27 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	My thoughts exactly! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	eschient 2003-02-27 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	But it's a start! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	kaugomu 2003-02-27 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	That it is. :-D (Reply to this) (Parent)

	why don't you put some effort into Your work? chutup 2003-02-27 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	The strike put a hole in one of the Beechcraft King Air's wings, but none of the seven people onboard were injured,* said Alia Faraj, a spokeswoman for the governor.* oh for Your Sake!! can't you do anything right!?!? fuckass. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: why don't you put some effort into Your work? vaquera 2003-02-27 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. No wonder I don't believe in him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dandycat 2003-02-27 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	As in "oops I missed?" (Reply to this) (Thread)

	belovedlake 2003-02-27 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	My thoughts exactly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fariered13 2003-02-27 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Why didnt you kill him? (Reply to this)

	this sums it up... daoistraver 2003-02-27 06:18 pm UTC (link)
	(Reply to this)

	atypicaltaylor 2003-02-27 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	That's not a mistake, that's one of the coolest things you've ever done! --Tay (Reply to this)

	Well... ms_priestypants 2003-02-27 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	if at first you don't succeed...;) (Reply to this)

So close!

glamrock78
2003-02-27 07:54 pm UTC (link)

God plays well with others in class and always has something to contribute to discussion. He hands in His work on time and does not run with scissors. However, while there is good intention behind His work, He often misses the mark.

Please have a parent sign here: _________________________________

You know I kid because I love, Goddio. But maybe you should work on that aim. Hook yourself up with some old-school Nintendo games -- Duck Hunt, perhaps? The kind that uses the cool gun that I never got for Christmas, even though I asked for it for so many years!

Or maybe you just sneezed?

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	martemom 2003-02-27 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	better luck next time. (Reply to this)

	jolefay 2003-02-27 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Thank God... Hey that's YOU! (Reply to this)

	kittenkissies 2003-02-28 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Maybe your still kinda new at this... (Reply to this)

	ex_guttural484 2003-02-28 06:29 am UTC (link)
	Don't you have shooting ranges up there? Er, um, lightning strinking ranges? Maybe a bit of practice would help for the next time, because You know that we can't be having a third Bush in the White House (and don't try to tell me that's not what they have planned). (Reply to this)

	Target Practice prattlingpeony 2003-02-28 07:32 am UTC (link)
	Hey God.. here is something for you to test out next time that you want to get Bush. ;) http://www.no-god.com/game/wrath.swf (Reply to this)

	Uh oh, people are trying to sue you... nitesky 2003-02-28 11:07 am UTC (link)
	The high quality news paper known as The Weekly World News has reported the following stories: After being zapped by lightning three times in eight years, Jonas Wilding is striking back by throwing legal lightning bolts at the Almighty! (Reply to this)

	There's an intereview with you, fake God! Here's the link! (Anonymous) 2003-02-28 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	http://www.dribbleglass.com/interview/index.htm (Reply to this)

	not_hothead_yet 2003-03-01 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Finally, I summon the courage to talk to God. Be my friend? Please? (Reply to this)

	sharpshinyclaws 2003-03-01 12:55 pm UTC (link)
	Perhaps we should put Zeus on this? (Reply to this)

	Only fair... mrbogey 2003-03-04 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	That swipe you took at Wellstone last year worked out well enough. It's only fair you keep the Republican in line. (Reply to this)

	dang thefirstday 2003-03-14 05:35 pm UTC (link)
	should have taken him out (Reply to this)

	Oh my God, oh my God kwanboa 2003-03-18 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	You are truly noble, and merciful...had I not turned to You, I would have missed this news completely! I am from Florida, and a long way from home due to school... Will You please aim slightly better next time? Please? (Reply to this)

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