God, Interrupted (god_dot_com) wrote,
God, Interrupted
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Long ago, men would have their naughty bits removed for purity, so they could better serve at My bidding. Later, children would also trade away their family jewels for the promise of lifelong service unto Me with the voice of angels. In turn, I looked after them with special attention.

It occurred to Me today that I'm the original Eunuchs Administrator.
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  • (no subject)

    And then, God decided to turn Himself into a cat, and was never heard from again. The End. Love to all. Meeow.

  • Don't look, Ethel!!

    FINALLY, I did something right. That Me-damned Ray Stevens has been a thorn in My side ever since that asinine song "The Streak." You think it's a…

  • (no subject)

    Sometime I'll have to tell you guys about My other male offspring, Thog, Who I sent to earth to save the Neanderthals. The funny thing about the…